{"product_id":"black-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Romanticizing My Depression Mug (11oz)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"37\" data-end=\"77\"\u003eMy dearest brooding little book gremlin, I see you're heavy today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eMight I tempt you with a warm cuppa for the soul? Coffee, tea, cocoa, or whatever potion gets you through the fog — this black ceramic mug is here to sit faithfully at your side while you journal, read something devastatingly romantic, or stare out the window as though the rain personally understands you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eShe is durable, dramatic, and domestically useful: BPA and lead-free, microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and available in 11 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eA fine companion for haunted mornings, cozy reading rituals, desk-side yearning, and the sacred act of pretending your emotional support beverage is a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eIt may not cure melancholy, my love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"776\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBut it shall hold your tea while you romanticize it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e_______________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48324706861305,"sku":"12461915694131965884","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/8855\/6025\/files\/20260427030005-1f141e53-17d5-6dd4-8109-1295739e5e3e.png?v=1777259163","url":"https:\/\/the-bardic-boutique.myshopify.com\/products\/black-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"The Bardic Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}